Girl Brands

Pamper’d with

Mr. Bubble 

Bath & Body

Works cited

for a DUI

InStyle with

metal bangles and chains

right on Target with the trend,

wanting hot Coco Chanel.

PDA suffocated by PTA

Chex Mix-n it up with

Mommy ‘n’ Me and

Gymboree so there is no

Gripe Water works

Aunt Flo-ing

as she Playtex-s with her man

in 500 thread-count Egyptian cotton

she saw in O magazine

Barbie queuing

Behind fifty pounds of extra

WeightWatchers

And Curves she hates.

Some guy named Steve

Madden-ing her with

Fisher Price(s) she can’t afFord

So she’s Pamprin herself

with movies to tell her

how to AMC life positively,

Starbucks in her eyes

Pantene-agers hand in hand

In a Mini…

van much to their dismay.

One-A-Day at a time

Icy Hot has new meaning

joints no longer heal, they hurt

and the men’ll pause when she does.

Met-Life and it wasn’t how she planned

but answers “how are you?” with

"Am bien"

Til one day her family has to

Kaiser goodbye Permanente.