The Many Adventures of Marisa!

Last night was amazing!

I went on a hike in the mountains and attempted to cross a bridge only to fall into the water and body-raft all the way down a Victoria Falls-sized waterfall.

When I reached the bottom, I then had to climb up and through a meuseum-like giant redwood tree which was located in a dried up canyon with venomous beasts. I swung on a vine with giant spiders which I was terrified of, into the side yard of a haunted mansion on a corner lot in the South that I've been in a zillion times, and terrifies me. Only, this time I realized that the ghost in the high attic is gone and I have nothing to fear.

I opened the door to leave the house, excited I no longer needed to be scared and realized that I was in Europe in some strange town that mixed the cultures and architecture of London, Prague, India and Greece into one. I was without my camera, though, so I didn't get any pictures. It sucked. On the flight over I was really upset and my energy field almost crashed the plane (which had no windows and dentist-like chairs). I was also taking my first flying lesson, so we had an interesting take off with me trying to be both seated coach class passenger and pilot. Turbulent! It didn't go so well, so we landed on CA I-405 and were towed to a military air base where a flight specialist took over and flew us to our destination.

Anyway, back to....Eur...NO! Actually when I realized I didn't have my camera we started to head back to the mansion but got lost and somehow ended up in the North Pole, where I hiked all around a gigantic iceberg down into a sunken underwater pirate ship restaraunt where there was family style dining. We checked into our hotel room, and I got dressed all snazzy to go and have dinner with Minnie Driver to see if my "brother" thought we would make a good couple, or if I should stay with my ex, Alec Baldwin. Minnie ended up being the better match. Especially since we had a child together who was in a Minnie Mouse dress and yellow booties.

We went outside for a walk and were trapped on an island on some other planet where there was a very rocky beach. My foot got stuck in an old Reebok high-top that had an electric eel which was thankfully dead residing in it. I about had a heart attack. I sat on the shore to remove my foot from the high-top when I realized that there was a rather deep drop off and that I was staring at this planet's equivalent to an Orca whale. She told me my friends were kayaking in a male voice, so I departed and ended up with a disease that had me bed-ridden at a Christian camp.

I'd had enough of that and the old Indian chanting, so I stole the Rolls Royce that was hidden in the Winnie the Pooh ride at Disneyland, in the section with the Heffalumps, and drove out of there and never looked back.

Thank God I drove myself back to my bed where I could wake up to laugh at all those funny little dreams! It was rather entertaining being asleep last night. Boy, do I tell you!

...and this is how my unconscious mind apparently works!